So I start my pre-student teaching this semester and guess where I got placed?...anyone? thats right, in Detroit. But not just Detroit, but in Detroit right next to Highland Park. I have a definite chance of being shanked. oh well. so if you see me on the news, thats why I was there.

I don't know why its so important to be right. I don't know why I'm the last person people want to believe. I think more than anything its like having my worth put in question. I have taken the time and effort to learn and know the knowledge and when I'm told I'm wrong when I know that I made the effort and the other person did not offends me. Why ( Read more... )

My new most classic quote: "I'm hammer'd drunk, strippers fly'n round everywhere." This was one of my drunk messages left. needless to say it was a good birthday. Rock and Roll McDonalds.

i cannot cannot cannot wait until school is done... or destroyed? someone? please?

So our cover band is nearing the point of gig but we still lack a name. ideas? Anyone? Help a brotha out yo! I'm not good with names. if I got to name the band we'd end up something lame like "vs. the volcano" or "the fred savage experience" . god knows we don't want to be that...or do we?

My dog is dead. He was a good, good dog. He's in a better place with all the moldy bread he can eat. Rest in Peace Fecies.

So now my school wants me to go high schools and "observe" behavior of students. Am I the only one who finds that sending a 24 year old to watch high school students slightly creepy? I don't think I could have learned in a class where some dude was sitting in the back looking at me. This is the kind of thing that leads to the sexual predator's ( Read more... )

jordan must go back to school tomorrow because jordan must graduate before a decade is up. He's been going off and on since 2000. There are doctors who graduate faster; like doogie. Neil Patrick Harris what is your secret?

So for christmas what did jordan get? was it a super modern computer? High-tech stereo equiptment? An Ultra-tiny cell phone that folds into a quarter inch? Hell no! Jordan got a record player. Thats right a phonograph player. And do you you know what that is? That's bad ass! Take that technology! Screw you Mr. MP3 whiz kid with 3000 songs ( Read more... )

Jordan is not dead contrary to popular belief. He has been held up and imprisoned preventing contact with the old, although the old has made no attempt to contact or rescue him his spirits are up; for when the old is gone there is nothing left but the new. If I only knew the new was better I would be a better man than before, for looking back is a ( Read more... )