Christmas
So for christmas what did jordan get? was it a super modern computer? High-tech stereo equiptment? An Ultra-tiny cell phone that folds into a quarter inch? Hell no! Jordan got a record player. Thats right a phonograph player. And do you you know what that is? That's bad ass! Take that technology! Screw you Mr. MP3 whiz kid with 3000 songs. I got me a needle that drags across vinal to make sound. So up yours to the digital generation cause I'm going analog and sticking with it. Nothing is more bad ass that pops and crackles mixed in to your music to give it that warm quality feeling. I know you're all jealous, but we can't all be winners. Time to Rock out to Floyd, the Stones, AC/DC, and whoever else classifies as "classic" the way they were meant to be heard. So snap crackle pop bitches- I'm out.