So I skipped, jumped, and fell and somehow it was monday. So this weekend I drank alot. I went to the bar on friday and it was like a weird flashback to last year. I hadn't really been there in months, but everyone who used to be there was there except courtney and then she showed up later and then wouldn't leave even though it was fairly ( Read more... )

All right, I want to go on another cruise and in September they are starting at about $450. With flight and everything to miami it would be about $750. Who wants to go get drunk on the ocean for a week solid with me. All my friends have girlfriends and I'm pretty sure that they would bitch a fit if they ditched their girlfriends to go to a ( Read more... )

so I heard cheech just got tore open and they ripped out his guts. It just made me think how far out of the click I've got. Ya know if one of my friends died I wouldn't know. I'd just keep calling them and when they didn't answer their phone I'd think they didn't pay their bill and it got shut off. So I'm telling everyone now that they're not ( Read more... )

I'm bored....yup.

I met Don-Vito last night! It was fucking awesome. I went there with the kid I worked with and it truned out that just about everyone I knew was there. Don-Vito is so popular you had to be on the list to get in. That just proves how easy it is to make it in this country. You can be a fat old alcoholic bastard with a lazy eye who mumbles all his ( Read more... )

So tonight is grolshe night out. And if anyone doesn't know what grolshe is then you have missed the train to awesome. Grolshe is the nasty beer in the really cool bottle that no-one knows about and no-one really cares to know about. I don't think anyone really likes it, but you order it anyways just to grunt like a viking...GROLSHE!! Grolshe ( Read more... )

So for once I had a busy weekend. I went to see the Foo Fighters and Weezer, on saturday I went to watch Michigan suck ass and lose to Minnesota, and on Sunday I went and seen "Waiting..." which was facking awesome. To all those who have yet to see "the brains" I recomend it highly. Between Andy Milanokis and Dane Cook it definately gets a ( Read more... )

Wake up, Go to School, Go Home, Go to Work, Go Home, Wollow in my own self-pity. Rinse. Repeat

I have a general question for people. To those of you who believe in god, why did god make retarded people? Honestly I want to know what the bible-thump'n reason could be. Are they being punished? Are their parents being punished? Obviously its not for us to laugh at them because whenever I laugh at a retarded person on T.V. doing something ( Read more... )

Yeah so my week sucked ass how about yours? And what sucked so bad you might ask? Well I'll tell you. These are the top things that have been pissing me off this week ( Read more... )