I write you from Starbucks down the street from my house. I am stealing their internet, as I am afraid to go home, why you ask? Well I'll tell you
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I don't know how the Amish do it, 52 hours without electricity in scorching weather nearly killed me, instead it killed my debit card at the malls which still had AC
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so today as i drove to work a bird took a crap on my window. as I stared through it on my drive, all i could think is, If I ate the same things as a bird, would my poop be white too? I think white poop is much nicer than brown poop.
Last night made me realize why I don't own a gun. I would of used it, and then lived the rest of my life regretting it, even though it would of been in self defense
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