If there's a barrier between towns, ah'll jes blow it up! Ahh-hahahaha!

[Demoman's been down in his basement working on a new explosive project that he figures can break the nonexistant wall between towns.  Because of this, he's totally oblivious to a lot of things, namely, that everyone's back from Westport already, and that it's Mother's day.  It' ( Read more... )

[[Backdated to Sunday]]

[Demo was happy. Oh so happy. Hugging a large weapon to his chest like it was the best thing in the world, he couldn't wait to try it out.  His teammates had to come see, it would be magnificent!

So, Demoman has managed to get about 20 or so red barrels from the construction site he works at, get them home in the family ( Read more... )

AY! MAYFIELD ( Read more... )

'Ello, my lovin' wife, mah darlin' kids, Daddy's 'ome!  Whew, work sure woz tirin today, tha's fer true.

[A brainwashed Demoman wanders into the kitchen. And won't respond to the name "Demoman", instead going by the moniker Bam O'Malley.

He's also left a note for himself: "Watch show at 5PM"  Upon turning the dial on his Television set, the device ( Read more... )

[Demoman is causing havoc downtown at this point.  He's planted remote explosives all around the downtown area, bottles filled with reactive chemicals made from ice.  As the ice melts, the chemicals inside react with the air and BOOOM. The explosions are small but volitile, they'll cause intense heat and flame, catching anything they can ablaze.  ( Read more... )

[Filtered to Reisen, Chiyo, and Suigintou ( Read more... )

With the weather as bad as it's been, there's just no way Demo's able to get to the polls. Add that to the blatent gas leaks keeping him from his cigars, as well as running out of whiskey this morning, and Demo's in a bad mood...

["Filtered" to RED team ( Read more... )

[Demo's been AWOL for the last couple weeks. He's stayed in the basement of his house, only emerging for meals and to grab an appliance or bottle of cleaner from upstairs. He emerges, finally, smelling horrible.]

Ahh-hahaha! Eureka, or summin like that! Thas' RED team, 1, Mayfield, 0.

[filtered to RED team]

Sorry ah havn't been in contact lately, got ( Read more... )

[Demoman can be found at the general store, yelling at the manager, or whoever works there.]

Ey! Wotchu mean yeh don ave any "sticky bombs!" Yeh's gots teh, donnae?  Thas 'ow this place works, right?

Weh go around liek cute lil' puppets an play along wit th' madness fer a few weeks, an' yeh give me a weapon back, right?

Location: 1252 Williams Road.

[A loud explosion can be heard from the dwelling, from just about anywhere on the block.  Or the next block over. There is also a large hole in one of the walls, and a large, grinning man inside.]

Ahahah! It do me ol' 'eart good t' make a nice boom like tha' again, it do!

[Demoman has been experimenting with various ( Read more... )