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oh my god. Pigs are flying! Aflac put $55.00 in my account this morning. AMAZING! Good job, dicks.

...Can I have the rest? I gots bills.

Fucking dramatic douchecuntians over in douchecountry trying to rabblerouse ( Read more... )

Fuck the what, marieamethyst is married now!!!!
Wheee, I'm still going to her ceremony in two weeks. But yeah, wtf, not one but TWO of my friends are married now. AAAAAAAAAAAAAHGH. I'M GETTING OLDI'm also going to be an aunt in three weeks AND a senior in college ( Read more... )

In positive news, there was epic partyage to be had last night. All my favorite people were there, which was nice. Everything just clicked--it went off flawlessly. ibquincy was a tub of glee the whole time, and everyone was "in the zone" as the saying goes. MARVELOUS ( Read more... )

Screw my boyfriend. I'm snatching THIS guy!!!

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You know you love the boys who reach above their gender's accepted range ^_~

Mmmf. And he's Latvian.

*gets slapped*

Romney!!! Get off Fox News. Stop supporting McCain. I know you hate him, same as me. DON'T GIVE IN!!!

I don't know what the hooplah is over Boondock Saints. It's such a massive cult film, and everyone raves it as an original gem of "true" film. Man, this movie is so "true"! Wow, really? You think it's a jackpot of filmic meaning? You think it's a basilica of morality? The themes glorified therein were the justifications used for every religious war ( Read more... )

ROOOOOOOOOOMNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY!!!!

Effing Huckabee, taking votes away from Rommerz ( Read more... )