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bizzay

The wonders of anatomy

Jul 09, 2005 14:05

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capndanno July 9 2005, 21:24:25 UTC

Liz, glad to hear you're back and that you haven't dropped off the map, as Laura told me. Even better to hear that you're a baseball fan. When did this happen? Are you really a Jays fan? We MUST talk, dahhling.

bizzay July 9 2005, 22:30:53 UTC

Not so much a baseball fan as I have been coaxed into watching many games since birth (papa is often king of the globe fantasy pool). And now (out of habit) when I need a male presence I'll flip it on as my surrogate man. It is quite masculine, when you think about it, which I do enjoy. I much prefer going to games, on account of the food and also because, if you bring binoculars, you can look at asses. Kind of futile now though, since Gonzo and Green are gone, unless the Marlins or Diamondbacks are in town. Though aren't they in different leagues? Dag, my hormone driven plans have been foiled! Solution: Stern, slap on some home team whites and back that ass on over. Cool?

ajsegal July 11 2005, 00:41:43 UTC

Solution: Visit Andrew in AZ, where you can see Green every night. And Gonzo, albeit a different Gonzo who is less hot. But there are plenty of good looking Latin players. Andrew can even get you tickets. Andrew's also credentialed for the locker room, which means that there are many penises and asses available for my viewing, if I were so inclined.

The girl talk room lauradms July 10 2005, 04:28:29 UTC

The expanding bosom is, indeed a wonder of premenstrual anatomy. However, my boobs tend to get uppity with me and refuse to fit into my favourite bra, hurt while the bra is on, get mad when I try to sleep on my stomach, etc.
They're very ungrateful boobs... I try to take very good care of them.

bizzay July 10 2005, 05:35:36 UTC

Calling them ungrateful will only cause them to act out more, in search of attention. Put on the Kenny G, turn the lights down low and treat them to a romantic evening for three (Boob, Boob, Laura-I think I just came up with the title for your book).
Mine are equally troublesome, both before and during. They are currently enrobed in two bras as they would not behave. Seriously any jiggle and the bitches are all like "Waaah! Fuck you, Liz! FUCK YOU!" And I'm all like "Pimped out titties, chill the fuck down. You're occupying MY real estate, so you damn well oughta stomp that tude." Then we kiss and make up, cause they get off when I talk rough. Mmm hmm, that's right.

ajsegal July 11 2005, 00:39:31 UTC

I never understood the two-bra thing. That was sooooo hot with 15-year-old girls at Jew camp back in the day. Often, one would be standard and one would be a sports bra. I was confused. It doesn't actually make them look bigger, it just makes the girl look stupid. So I'm anti-that, although you have extenuating circumstances.

Re, Globe fantasy pool: Can I get in on that? I want to kick John Doyle's ass at something, anything. And if he doesn't play, I want to mop the floor with Margaret Wente.

bizzay July 11 2005, 01:20:45 UTC

Girls without tits need not apply. The double bra policy is one to be invoked in emergency conditions only. I don't know why the ladies at camp would do it willingly, you end up cutting off circulation and in the hot weather you experience much boob sweat. The standard/sports is how to do it, but seriously, camp girls are fucking 'tarded. They probably do it to try and make their tatties look larger, but all it does is flatten you down. The purpose from a logical lady POV is that if your rack is sore, any remote jiggle feels like burning. And with giant water weight fun bags, there is much potential bouncing, especially going to the gym and up and down stairs ( ... )

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