The wonders of anatomy

[bizzay]

Three things

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[lauradms]

The expanding bosom is, indeed a wonder of premenstrual anatomy. However, my boobs tend to get uppity with me and refuse to fit into my favourite bra, hurt while the bra is on, get mad when I try to sleep on my stomach, etc.
They're very ungrateful boobs... I try to take very good care of them.

[bizzay]

Calling them ungrateful will only cause them to act out more, in search of attention. Put on the Kenny G, turn the lights down low and treat them to a romantic evening for three (Boob, Boob, Laura-I think I just came up with the title for your book).
Mine are equally troublesome, both before and during. They are currently enrobed in two bras as they would not behave. Seriously any jiggle and the bitches are all like "Waaah! Fuck you, Liz! FUCK YOU!" And I'm all like "Pimped out titties, chill the fuck down. You're occupying MY real estate, so you damn well oughta stomp that tude." Then we kiss and make up, cause they get off when I talk rough. Mmm hmm, that's right.

[ajsegal]

I never understood the two-bra thing. That was sooooo hot with 15-year-old girls at Jew camp back in the day. Often, one would be standard and one would be a sports bra. I was confused. It doesn't actually make them look bigger, it just makes the girl look stupid. So I'm anti-that, although you have extenuating circumstances.

Re, Globe fantasy pool: Can I get in on that? I want to kick John Doyle's ass at something, anything. And if he doesn't play, I want to mop the floor with Margaret Wente.

[bizzay]

Girls without tits need not apply. The double bra policy is one to be invoked in emergency conditions only. I don't know why the ladies at camp would do it willingly, you end up cutting off circulation and in the hot weather you experience much boob sweat. The standard/sports is how to do it, but seriously, camp girls are fucking 'tarded. They probably do it to try and make their tatties look larger, but all it does is flatten you down. The purpose from a logical lady POV is that if your rack is sore, any remote jiggle feels like burning. And with giant water weight fun bags, there is much potential bouncing, especially going to the gym and up and down stairs

[capndanno]

Liz I think you need to start eating a lot of "Manwich," if only for the amazing title so you could say "I had me a hot tasty manwich fo' dinner last night mmm hmmm."