Warren: I worked at Radio Shack. I'm scared you'll sleep date your co-workers. Tucker: At the Apple store? I'll be asleep. Tucker: I won't really know them. Tucker: They're all dorks, anyway. Warren: There are girl dorks. Tucker: Yeah, but they're dorky fatty fangirls. Tucker: W&H employs them, too. Warren: ...I'M GOING TO LOSE YOU TO ONE Tucker: You are not. Tucker: I work at the MALL. Warren: ...you're going to wake up and go home and some chunky indie chick will be all: I'm ready to meet your parents Tucker sweetie. Tucker: No. I'm really, really not. Warren: will you have sleep sex in the break room? Tucker: I really, really hope not. Warren: When I come to visit you...uh, can I? Will they make me work too? Tucker: No. You're a Normal. Warren: so...during the day you won't know who I am? Tucker: I'll tell my manager and take the day off. Warren: What'll happen when all the hot back to school coeds come into Apple for laptops and iPod accessories and start flirting with that cute, floppy (panda) haired boy in the tie? You know,
( ... )
Hmm. 8000 lbs? Who'd be the hot one then? Eat up. And: technomages, you say? Have I missed my calling?
I thought you liked the shorties.
How's your mysterious mentor? If you're already drinking with, that's a good sign, but he better have horns. And not the...sexy...kind. You know what I mean.
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I'm scared you'll sleep date your co-workers.
Tucker: At the Apple store? I'll be asleep.
Tucker: I won't really know them.
Tucker: They're all dorks, anyway.
Warren: There are girl dorks.
Tucker: Yeah, but they're dorky fatty fangirls.
Tucker: W&H employs them, too.
Warren: ...I'M GOING TO LOSE YOU TO ONE
Tucker: You are not.
Tucker: I work at the MALL.
Warren: ...you're going to wake up and go home and some chunky indie chick will be all: I'm ready to meet your parents Tucker sweetie.
Tucker: No. I'm really, really not.
Warren: will you have sleep sex in the break room?
Tucker: I really, really hope not.
Warren: When I come to visit you...uh, can I? Will they make me work too?
Tucker: No. You're a Normal.
Warren: so...during the day you won't know who I am?
Tucker: I'll tell my manager and take the day off.
Warren: What'll happen when all the hot back to school coeds come into Apple for laptops and iPod accessories and start flirting with that cute, floppy (panda) haired boy in the tie? You know, ( ... )
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I thought you liked the shorties.
How's your mysterious mentor? If you're already drinking with, that's a good sign, but he better have horns. And not the...sexy...kind. You know what I mean.
LOOK HOW SAD I AM YOU'RE GONE.
( ... )
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TO: WARREN
FROM: TUCKER
MOO. DID YOU HIDE MY STASH? DON'T LET KARA SMOKE MY WEED. AND PLS SEND ME TIES. I CAN'T FIND MY BLUEISH ONE. THANKS, MOM. L8R, TUCKR
[Tucker is in torpor and texting in the middle of a dream/break.]
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