Warren: I worked at Radio Shack. I'm scared you'll sleep date your co-workers. Tucker: At the Apple store? I'll be asleep. Tucker: I won't really know them. Tucker: They're all dorks, anyway. Warren: There are girl dorks. Tucker: Yeah, but they're dorky fatty fangirls. Tucker: W&H employs them, too. Warren: ...I'M GOING TO LOSE YOU TO ONE Tucker: You are not. Tucker: I work at the MALL. Warren: ...you're going to wake up and go home and some chunky indie chick will be all: I'm ready to meet your parents Tucker sweetie. Tucker: No. I'm really, really not. Warren: will you have sleep sex in the break room? Tucker: I really, really hope not. Warren: When I come to visit you...uh, can I? Will they make me work too? Tucker: No. You're a Normal. Warren: so...during the day you won't know who I am? Tucker: I'll tell my manager and take the day off. Warren: What'll happen when all the hot back to school coeds come into Apple for laptops and iPod accessories and start flirting with that cute, floppy (panda) haired boy in the tie? You know, the non-porky one. Tucker: I'll get ugly glasses, okay? Warren: It won't stop them. It'll just make them wetter. Warren: And craaaaaaaaazier. Tucker: Listen, no. Warren: Listening. Tucker: No. Tucker: I'm not going to fuck my co-trainees, one. Tucker: And two, I'll be ASLEEP. My eyes will be open and I'll be slinging iPods, but I'll be ASLEEP. Warren: All the customer hotties will think you're playing hard to get. Tucker: Seriously, though, don't surprise me with a visit. Tell me, okay? I don't want you to see me like that. Warren: ...Now I kind of want to. I kind of want to make you wait on me. I kind of want to make broad passes at. Tucker: Please don't. It'll be so sad. Tucker: I'll look at you blankly and try and explain processor speeds to you. Warren: And I'll laugh and laugh and laugh and follow you around until you wake up and scream: surprise! Tucker: I'll be so humiliated. Warren: I'm so doing it now. Tucker: There aren't any hotels in the mall. Tucker: But I'm going to take you here when you visit, Bear: http://www.mallofamerica.com/attractions/lego_imag.aspx Warren: OMG lego. Tucker: Yes, Bear. Warren: Do they let us grown up people in? Tucker: Yes! Warren: we will rule it.
I'm scared you'll sleep date your co-workers.
Tucker: At the Apple store? I'll be asleep.
Tucker: I won't really know them.
Tucker: They're all dorks, anyway.
Warren: There are girl dorks.
Tucker: Yeah, but they're dorky fatty fangirls.
Tucker: W&H employs them, too.
Warren: ...I'M GOING TO LOSE YOU TO ONE
Tucker: You are not.
Tucker: I work at the MALL.
Warren: ...you're going to wake up and go home and some chunky indie chick will be all: I'm ready to meet your parents Tucker sweetie.
Tucker: No. I'm really, really not.
Warren: will you have sleep sex in the break room?
Tucker: I really, really hope not.
Warren: When I come to visit you...uh, can I? Will they make me work too?
Tucker: No. You're a Normal.
Warren: so...during the day you won't know who I am?
Tucker: I'll tell my manager and take the day off.
Warren: What'll happen when all the hot back to school coeds come into Apple for laptops and iPod accessories and start flirting with that cute, floppy (panda) haired boy in the tie? You know, the non-porky one.
Tucker: I'll get ugly glasses, okay?
Warren: It won't stop them. It'll just make them wetter.
Warren: And craaaaaaaaazier.
Tucker: Listen, no.
Warren: Listening.
Tucker: No.
Tucker: I'm not going to fuck my co-trainees, one.
Tucker: And two, I'll be ASLEEP. My eyes will be open and I'll be slinging iPods, but I'll be ASLEEP.
Warren: All the customer hotties will think you're playing hard to get.
Tucker: Seriously, though, don't surprise me with a visit. Tell me, okay? I don't want you to see me like that.
Warren: ...Now I kind of want to. I kind of want to make you wait on me. I kind of want to make broad passes at.
Tucker: Please don't. It'll be so sad.
Tucker: I'll look at you blankly and try and explain processor speeds to you.
Warren: And I'll laugh and laugh and laugh and follow you around until you wake up and scream: surprise!
Tucker: I'll be so humiliated.
Warren: I'm so doing it now.
Tucker: There aren't any hotels in the mall.
Tucker: But I'm going to take you here when you visit, Bear: http://www.mallofamerica.com/attractions/lego_imag.aspx
Warren: OMG lego.
Tucker: Yes, Bear.
Warren: Do they let us grown up people in?
Tucker: Yes!
Warren: we will rule it.
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