Hmm. 8000 lbs? Who'd be the hot one then? Eat up. And: technomages, you say? Have I missed my calling?
I thought you liked the shorties.
How's your mysterious mentor? If you're already drinking with, that's a good sign, but he better have horns. And not the...sexy...kind. You know what I mean.
LOOK HOW SAD I AM YOU'RE GONE.
Tell me everything, whenever you get a chance. I'm suffering a severe you deficiency. I haven't shaved in days.
I thought you liked the shorties.
How's your mysterious mentor? If you're already drinking with, that's a good sign, but he better have horns. And not the...sexy...kind. You know what I mean.
LOOK HOW SAD I AM YOU'RE GONE.
Tell me everything, whenever you get a chance. I'm suffering a severe you deficiency. I haven't shaved in days.
Bear
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TO: WARREN
FROM: TUCKER
MOO. DID YOU HIDE MY STASH? DON'T LET KARA SMOKE MY WEED. AND PLS SEND ME TIES. I CAN'T FIND MY BLUEISH ONE. THANKS, MOM. L8R, TUCKR
[Tucker is in torpor and texting in the middle of a dream/break.]
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TO: SAMMICH?
FROM: BEARITO
Dude? Are you high?
Love,
"Mom"
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FROM: TUCKER
WHAT? NO! I HAVE ALLERGIES! U ARENT MY MOM, EITHER. WHAT WERE WE TALKING ABOUT? MEET ME FOR LUNCH?
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From: WARN
I think they put the whammy on u.
I wish. Re: meeting u for lunch, that is. I wish.
What r u doing?
Bare
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FROM: TUCKER
I DONT PLAY GUITAR, SORRY. I AM SELLING A 40 YEAR OLD VIRGIN "SIMS FOR MAC"... WHAT ARE YOU DOING? IM HUNGRY. DO U WANT TO GET A BEER W/ME?
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From: WARREN
Now you're just being a dick. Yes. Yes I do. So bad. I'm this close to jumping on a plane.
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FROM: TUCKER
IS THIS REALLY WARREN? BCUZ I HAVE TO WORK, NOW. PLS TELL WARREN HI. ILL BE HOME LATER. IM BEING GOOD. HAVE TO PEE. BYEBYE
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From: WARREN
Are u...txting me in ur sleep?
Wow.
Okay, sweet dreams, Babe.
-Bear (for reals)
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