Funny how things go from brilliant to shite so quickly. Does it happen this way for most, or am I just especially lucky?
I'm beginning to miss the days where I threw myself into my work and stayed there. Having a so-called 'social life' isn't at all what it's cracked up to be. Perhaps a holiday isn't completely out of order.
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Er, mind you, I can hardly help with the sex bits. Just the drinking yourself under the table bit.
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No worries, Ginny. You're a very pretty girl, but I'm afraid I just don't swing that way.
* T
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If you should ever change your mind, I'm there for you. Even if you're not strictly my type.
Ginny
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Thanks, love, I appreciate it.
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I do believe you were right all along about the Muggle issue, Aunt Trixie. They're worthless. They're either gay, taken, or lousy bastards.
You wouldn't happen to know any men who wouldn't mind dating a blood traitor, would you?
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-- RJL
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I'm fine, you have no reason to worry. Casual sex is something I'm very good at.
* T
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Well, how many do you think are reading your words and thinking "Why the emphasis on shagging a straight man? Didn't she used to be with that werewolf? Could he be gay?" That's not solely your dirty laundry you're hanging out to dry.
I still care about you, 'Dora. Maybe not in a manner you might have hoped at one time, but I do care and I don't want to see you hurting yourself like this. Casual sex is not going to make things any better.
-- RJL
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I wish I knew your name, Miss "T," so I might more personally congratulate you on your stance. This is the most refreshing thing I've read in ages.
Here's hoping you don't feel too apologetic once you've sobered up.
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I don't feel apologetic at all. One never should for honesty.
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Aren't you wonderful, then? A brave woman in a careful, careful world. I quite agree, on the honesty front.
Oh, and while we're at it: I'm Ciarán.
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I'd hardly call myself brave for being honest. But I am glad we agree when it comes to honesty.
Wotcher, Ciarán. It's a pleasure to 'meet' you. You wouldn't happen to be interested in the offered drinks and potential shag, would you?
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Oh, bravo, Ms Tonks. You have now officially surpassed the bar for both idiocy and cruelty in one very brief soliloquy. I am nearly without words to express my awe-struck incredulity.
Nearly.
You are, of course, free to offer yourself in any fashion you wish to any ruffian who cares to answer your delightfully phrased and wholly public advertisement, and suffer all related consequence of bodily injury, disease, and defamation of character which might result. Though, after a display such as this, really, what sort of character must you be assumed to possess?
You are NOT at liberty to wound Remus with your savage little digs any more than you already have done. Your cruelty, here, is truly unsurpassed. Your Auntie Bellatrix would be proud. Bravo. I applaud you ( ... )
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Here you are quite incorrect, proving your own idiocy yet again. Pray tell - how did you manage to become an Auror? If we both discount that Remus possesses something you clearly do not - a forgiving spirit and a gentleness of emotion which makes him think well of even the most undeserving - your ability to hurt him extends to something far more literal.
Does it not occur to you that your Auntie Bellatrix is quite at-liberty? Do not imagine that she is ignorant to your relationship with Remus. Only Remus or Charlie Weasley could be assumed to be implied by your clumsy public innuendo.
Have you forgotten that Fenrir Greyback has never known the long-arm of the law?
Obviously you have no thought for Remus, for either his emotional nor physical well-being. Fortunately, he does not need any such consideration from you, as he has MEDrawing attention to Remus in this fashion immediately ( ... )
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Well, Snape, let's think. Remus and I haven't been together for a year. Before that, we were together for three, and no one knew that we hadn't been shagging, so for all intents and purposes, as far as anyone else is concerned, we were. Since then, it's been a year. I've been with other men who weren't Remus. Most recently, I was seen dancing with Bill, a well-known married man, and you, a well-known recluse with long hair who enjoys his privacy. So if anyone were thought to be gay, you have much, much more of a possibility of being that person than Remus ever does ( ... )
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