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Procrastination

While it always creeps up on me, I've yet to find a decent way to combat it. Even fun and enjoyable assignments get pushed to the last minute, because I'm always able to find something else I'd rather do than sitting down and doing work of any kind.

Then again, beating Resident Evil 5 was a pretty satisfying accomplishment...

This should be hysterical for those who know how serious The Watchmen is:

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Hair Stylists, otherwise known as "mah hair cutter," are what I'd consider vital to our society. I think they should be paid the same as Doctors, and more than Psychiatrists ( Read more... )

Women & Cars: A Quick Lesson for Straight MenToday I overheard a young man say this to his friends ( Read more... )

THINGS I WISH MEN WOULD SAY TO ME IN BEDI love you ( Read more... )

HOOKERS

The Vice President of anything

Your postman

Anyone who worked at your high school who wasn’t a teacher/adminstrator

All employees of Dairy Queen

Two of the Three Jonas Brothers

Your living room furniture

The cleverly disguised hobo outside the 7/11

Any girl or guy standing near The Fonz on Happy Days

Several southern and midwest mothers are terrified that a Nintendo DS game and certain Fisher Price dolls are telling their daughters that “Satan is King,” and “Islam is the Light.” however they remain unconcerned about the amount of time their daughters spend with their brothers in locked bedrooms.