Things I wish men would say to me in bed

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THINGS I WISH MEN WOULD SAY TO ME IN BED

I love you.

So… do you wanna’ play WoW (World of Warcraft) after this?

You’re easily the hottest guy I’ve been with!

To be fair, I lost at Smash Brothers, so you pick: top or bottom?

No worries, I’m not a size queen.

Let’s role-play! I’ll be a rugged elf warrior… what do you wanna’ be?

You ready to go again?

Fuck yeah! Roll for initiative!