Its my bday tomorrow ..... Im 26 ...... i no longer want birthdays. Seriously time i got a f'king life. Things achieved Vs Things I Wanted to have achieved is not going well.

On a different note, i melted today in the office. I am now a ball of goo that slides round randomley. Thus i must invent the air-conditioned suit!!!!

BUM SHANDY'S!!!!

Got 4 days off now. Any ideas what to do people? No waves, therefore surfings out the equation. Could go up 50000000000 mountains in the lake district i suppose. Or i could portion some ladies for four days (yeh, sure thats gonna happen). Humph, england match 2moz so could get ratted i suppose.

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In true style i managed to "snatch defeat from the jaws of victory" over the weekend.

I was out on the 'toon' Friday night, previously mentioned Sally (from Gym) was out too, so we eventually met up. Quite unexpectedly she (in her own words) 'Seduced Me ( Read more... )

Sunday

Alas, finally a good day for surfing.
Steamed down to Abersoch early doors with Sally from the gym, my usual surf buddy decided to go at 4am as he's a weirdo.

I Found the old surfing malarkey quite difficult, as i havnt been for ages. Thus, i spent more of my time under the water getting spat ut by waves than actually cruising on top of ( Read more... )

Well bad, just got back from seeing Primal Scream in Manchester. They may be old gits now, but they kick the shit out of many modern bands when live.

What made the night even better was my mate getting chatted up by some queer boy. Top humour and many months ribbing to come.

Yes there comes that time in work where you believe some time off is order. Your stressed, fed up and go to bed thinking about the latest Retail plan figures instead of Kelly brookes figure. Time for a week off then?? WRONG ( Read more... )

A meeting of likely squires for games of poker occured last night ( Read more... )

A week off.
Totally burnt out, need to chill.
Suggestions a on a postcard please.
Think i'll get ratted tonight :-)

"Delegation is something managers need to learn in order to reduce their workloads and develop their lower level employee's skillbase ( Read more... )