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-Okay, so Eminem doing entire songs with a middle-eastern accent is hilarious, I don't care who you are. If you can't laugh at that, what can you laugh at?

-So, I have so much crap to do for the next week it isn't funny. I have to do all...

::trails off for a week or so::

...and that's how I came to fail out of college ( Read more... )

I don't even believe this stuff, but I'll put it up for those that do...

You are 87% Aquarius


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Love of Lady Morning

-Day can come and go like thought on the verge of slumber ( Read more... )

-Okie, I'm feeling the need to update, but I have nothing to say. I think I'll just start putting random crap up in here and see what it stirs up...

-...Haiku...-

-Some of you might know this one, but it's funny nonetheless, so here goes...

-Old Horse-

I saw a grey horse.
He was old and blind and deaf.
He just fell over.-Okay, so it's not in ( Read more... )

-I'll start from the beginning ( Read more... )

-Okay, I don't know what I should do. I'll need to explain the situation and ask for some advice from my fellow Livejournal posters ( Read more... )

-How awesome am I as a superhero? I know, you all want to be saved by me now. I can't do everything, I'm sorry. I can, however, inform you all of something very cool. I intend to take that image of me as Democratman and have me fighting a certain someone (Mel Martinez...?) as a supervillain. I figure, why not be comedic about the results ( Read more... )

-This is a new icon I'll use to display the fact that I'm angry. If I'm angry, this icon will be the one I use. I will not tell you that I'm angry or what I'm angry about, but I'll use this icon and you'll know that I'm angry. I'm not angry at the moment, but I will be sometime. I think this will also cover frustration, disappointment, deviance ( Read more... )

Okay, I got a little ahead of myself. The race is next weekend. I know, you all want to disown me because you all made plans to meet me at the train station in Deerfield Beach, and now you gotta call your Grandma from France and tell her that she can fly home this weekend, and I apologize for making you cancel on her in the first place. I am ( Read more... )