ME: Dude. Darth Vader is SO much cooler than Boba Fett.
TIM: No fucking way. Fett oozes cool. He's like... the 007 of Star Wars that way.
ME: Vader died saving his son from the greatest evil in the galaxy. Fett died by getting hit by a blind guy with a stick and falling into what appeared to be a giant vagina in the sand.
TIM: ....you win.

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So, the last few weeks I've begun to go (as is usual when a new movie is coming) Star Wars crazy. Now, I love SW always, but during the buildup to a new movie, it gets pathetically bad ( Read more... )

Bruce Dickinson - "The Chemical Wedding". Listen to it now, fuckers.

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I decided to make random awards pertaining to some of my personal favorite movies. Some of the nominees may make you laugh, but fuck you, this is MY awards. I'm leaving anything SW or LOTR out of the best picture categories, cuz this way other movies have a chance. So vote, fuckers ( Read more... )

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Here's a list of movies I don't often talk about, but that I still love dearly, as well as explanations why ( Read more... )