#36 Theme 23: Little Love Story - Penicillin; Tora/Hiroto

[beyondtheremix]

Title: Cock Talk
Author: beyondtheremix
Theme: 023 Little Love Story (Penicillin)
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Tora/Hiroto
Band[s]: Alice Nine
Disclaimer: Smut. Fluff. Complete crack. No srsly. I'm not… I’m not even going to try and hide it.
Comments: "How's it hanging?"

Comments

[eiga_risti]

Oh mai GAWD!!???!!!

No you didn't!!!

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

CRACKFIC!!! HAIL TO CRACKFIC!!!!!

[beyondtheremix]

HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Crackficccccccc. Somehow I don't like reading my own crack, I prefer ingesting other people's XDDDD Thanks for reading!

[roku_kitty]

Good lord.

I was coughing on my drink from "Hah-How-ha,” he broke off hysterically, “HANGING!!!!!!" and then it only kept getting more ridiculous, and more hilarious, and good lord again, you deserve some kind of innane reward for concieving this. Chippendale!Hiroto jumping out of a cake or something.

[beyondtheremix]

ROFL

REWARD I WANT A REWARD!!!! *wails* A porny one LOL Chippendale HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I honestly don't know what possessed me to write this but I'm glad it made you... choke on your drink ROFL Sorry, too early in the morning it must be. Brain in head she has not.

Anyway...

Thanks for reading (<>.<>)v

[roku_kitty]

shhhhhhh don't tell anyone, but seriously I may have actually started crack where the squirrel is forced into a cake for Tora and the whole world's viewing pleasure.

whoooo?

[beyondtheremix]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

DO ITTTTTTTT XDDDDDDDDDDDDD

WAHAHAHAHAHA I can imagine the squirrel just huddled in there with big eyes waiting for the light LOLOLOL Oh Pon. What are we going to do with you XD

[luminous_vibe]

XD!!!!!

This is so hilarious and cute! It's the next epic movie.

In a world where people are searching for answers a hero emerges... Ogata Hiroto: Cock-whisperer XD *headdesk*

I totally needed some crack hilarity after the day I just had, so thanks for making me laugh so hard with this! ^.^

<3

[beyondtheremix]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

OGATA HIROTO. COCK WHISPERER EXTRAORDINAIRE.

I see it now *sheds dramatic tear* :'D
Lucky for you Tora, Pon can read your cock's every needs. *SNORT*

I hope your week gets better and thanks for reading♥♥♥♥♥♥

[churro_vi]

I read this at 3 in the morning on my phone and......... i have never laughed so hard in my life!!!

that was amazing and brilliant and alkjfoweifjawoeifjawoeijf the best crack storrrrrryy evvvaarrrrrrrrrr!!!

LMFAO how's it hanging?

oh *tear* i loved it ^.^

[beyondtheremix]

LOLOOLOLOLOL *SWEATS*

Yesssssss.......... Once in a full blue moon, on the porniest night of the year, comes CRACK LOL COMPLETE AND UTTER CRACK. LMFAO I'M GLAD IT MADE YOU LAUGH YO. I'm pretty sure I wrote this at some ungodly time of the night when my brain was a little on the unstable side of the... porn side....

ANYWAY. Thanks for reading XDDDD

[shesinunderland]

-dies of laugter- this brought tears to my eye :D

[beyondtheremix]

LOL OMG

I HAVE NO IDEA WHY AND HOW I WROTE THIS ROFL.

... so so bad LOLOLOL. But thanks for reading and commenting!