#36 Theme 23: Little Love Story - Penicillin; Tora/Hiroto

[beyondtheremix]

Title: Cock Talk
Author: beyondtheremix
Theme: 023 Little Love Story (Penicillin)
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Tora/Hiroto
Band[s]: Alice Nine
Disclaimer: Smut. Fluff. Complete crack. No srsly. I'm not… I’m not even going to try and hide it.
Comments: "How's it hanging?"

Comments

[roku_kitty]

Good lord.

I was coughing on my drink from "Hah-How-ha,” he broke off hysterically, “HANGING!!!!!!" and then it only kept getting more ridiculous, and more hilarious, and good lord again, you deserve some kind of innane reward for concieving this. Chippendale!Hiroto jumping out of a cake or something.

[beyondtheremix]

ROFL

REWARD I WANT A REWARD!!!! *wails* A porny one LOL Chippendale HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I honestly don't know what possessed me to write this but I'm glad it made you... choke on your drink ROFL Sorry, too early in the morning it must be. Brain in head she has not.

Anyway...

Thanks for reading (<>.<>)v

[roku_kitty]

shhhhhhh don't tell anyone, but seriously I may have actually started crack where the squirrel is forced into a cake for Tora and the whole world's viewing pleasure.

whoooo?

[beyondtheremix]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

DO ITTTTTTTT XDDDDDDDDDDDDD

WAHAHAHAHAHA I can imagine the squirrel just huddled in there with big eyes waiting for the light LOLOLOL Oh Pon. What are we going to do with you XD

[roku_kitty]

OH GOSSSHH

With that little bow tie and he'd be all blushing and embarassed but trying to be manly about it. As if one could be manly jumping out of a pink fluffy cake half naked. POOR SQUIRREL~~

[beyondtheremix]

BUAHAHAHAHAHAHA

He could make it manrii... if he wore swim trunks. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL Oh Pon. Mmmmm cake~ fluffy pink cake... *drools*