#36 Theme 23: Little Love Story - Penicillin; Tora/Hiroto

[beyondtheremix]

Title: Cock Talk
Author: beyondtheremix
Theme: 023 Little Love Story (Penicillin)
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Tora/Hiroto
Band[s]: Alice Nine
Disclaimer: Smut. Fluff. Complete crack. No srsly. I'm not… I’m not even going to try and hide it.
Comments: "How's it hanging?"

Comments

[invisiblehabits]

This is complete crack and insanity from beginning to end and I love it! XD

The banner is too perfect too! Pon listening carefully and Tora looking gorgeously sceptic. LOL!

And Shou! Oh goodness Shou and his hysteric laughter! And just....YOU WIN!

[beyondtheremix]

LOL THIS REALLY WAS CRACK.

I HAVE NO SHAME LMAO. I also can't even remember what Shou's role in this story was ROFL. I'm a bit afraid to reread this atrocity but thanks for reading! LOL I'm pretty sure this was all Suzy's fault!!!

[magnuminium]

Endless buahahaahhahaahhahahahhhhaha....
I don't even... where should I start from.... I swear I can't remember laughing this much because of a fic. Kokigami! Kokigami???? looooooooooool You make me google that, I had no idea! *failed* And of course Pon had chosen a penguin!! Just imagining Tora through all of this situations with Pon makes me can't stop laughing buahahaahhahaahahhahahaa. There couldn't possibly be more crack that this. I read this twice so far and this definitely belongs to the top of all the fics I've read so far. Aaah my stomach is hurting me now. :DDDDDDDD

[beyondtheremix]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL OH GODS THIS FIC LMFAO I CANNOT SAY ANYTHING THIS WAS SUCH A TERRIBLE TERRIBLE IDEA LMFAOOOOOOO

omg I think this is from all the times I've spent hanging out with friends who take some sick thrill from trying to punch each other in the nuts and have too many conversations about their nether regions *SNORT* DDD:

SO I AM NOT GOING TO REREAD THIS MONSTROSITY AND SEE WHAT SORTS OF NONSENSE I WROTE LOL SO THANKS FOR READING!!!!

[hannah_arashi]

brb.... I'm dying of laughter over here!!!!!
first of all how in the hell did you think of this? because its fucking perfect
and you are hysterical!!