( Note to Sirius... )

*walks in Oliver's room with a grumpy look on his face, but tries to smile when he sees Oliver* Hi, son. Your wife is misbehaving, again.

*Drops some of Ollie's t-shirts into his bag on the kitchen table and squeaks in shock when a muddy black dog comes running into the house*

SIRIUS! Shoo! Out! Molly will kill you! You're bloody filthy! Oh, wait on ( Read more... )

*Opens his eyes and pulls a face, shifting in bed and yawning*

*Rubs his eye with one hand and pushes his other hand under the covers with a sigh*

*Looks leisurely around the room and then shrieks, pulling his hand quickly out from under the covers and turning bright red* SIRIUS!

*Wakes himself up with a sneeze and moans* Oh fucking fuck of all fucks!

*Covers his eyes and tries not cry* Ungh.

( Note to SIRI... )

*Holds the thong up* Can't you just try it?! It's for charity! Everyone else is doing it!

( Note to SIRIUS... )

( Note to SIRIUS stuck to Dolly... )

*Shuffles into the kitchen and goes to the fridge to get some orange juice*

*Stops and stares with tired confusion into it*