NOTE TO SIRIUS
Sirius darling,
I'm just on my way out for that dinner with my staff. I know that as much as you probably are trying to avoid it, I think it would be wonderful for you to be involved in Hermione's charity event. Now, now. Don't pout. You're a very sexy man and I heard that you were quite amused when you thought it was just Oliver involved. It's for a very good cause and will raise lots of money.
So, here is your DVD, your rather tasty underwear, and your cheque - which you can still give to charity when the time comes. Have fun, my love!
I love you.
