*Dumps her bag on the floor and runs for their bedroom*

OLLIE! I'M HORNY!

*Bursts into the room with a grin* Fuck me, lover!

OOOOOOOOOOOLIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE?

*Scratches at her stomach through her t-shirt with a frown* Where the HELL is my husband when I want to bitch?! YOUR SUPPOSED TO BE IN MY FIRING LINE AT ALL TIMES!

*Looks up from the medical journal he is reading when Ali bursts into the room*

*Glances between the small tubs of icecream in her hands* You didn't get me the Vegemite flavoured one, did you?

*Bursts into Sirius' library, crying her eyes out, but trying to act calm like nothing is wrong*

Um, have you got a bit of a minute? *Sobs*

*Hangs her jacket messily on the coat stand and skips up the hallway humming You Can't Hurry Love*

OLLIE? WE'RE HOME! WHERE ARE YOU, BABE?

*Lies flat on his back on the bed staring at the ceiling*

Jus' gimme a minute.

*Rests her head on her hand and sighs, stirring her cup of tea far too many times than necessary*

*Wakes up abruptly, shooting up in bed with a gasp, and then whimpers at the sudden movement as he holds his side*

Oh fuck me! *Feels around groin and then sighs in relief* Bloody hell...

*Glances at the clock, seeing it's only two in the morning*

*Blows her hair out of her eyes and rubs Bump while she stares into space*

*Helps Ollie step carefully out of the shower and wraps large fluffy towel around him with a smile*

Any sore bits, possum? *Stares at him* Oh my god, I so want to fuck you.