"Defenestration, from the Latin de (from; out of) and fenestra (window or opening), is the act of throwing someone or something out of a window ( Read more... )

Listen up. The Belhelmel Bar & Grill in Verdandi is open again and ready for all you drunks and troublemakers. Start shit and I'll boot you faster than Irvine Kinneas goes through girlfriends ( Read more... )

[[OOC: CHARACTER RESET!!!! Please ignore all posts before this one.]]

All you asshats got two hours until the day is over. If I don't see some people starting to wish Selphie a happy birthday, and tossing a hell of a lot of presents at her, I'm gonna start bashing face.

We savvy?

Back and all that ( Read more... )

I'm so fucking whipped ( Read more... )

Was anyone else aware that the key ingredient to Pepperidge Farm Milano cookies is a baker's soul?

Seriously...it says it right on the package: "Begin with a baker's soul."

No wonder they taste so good.

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Alright asswhipes. I'm grillin' today. If anybody who ISN'T Zell wants some grub you gotta bring something. Potato salad, soda, paper plates, chips, that kinda crap.

No deal, no meal.

And just to let you all know, I'm a grilling GOD.

SWGM DDF WE iso LTR w/SWGM B VGL, tattoos are +. WLTM ASAP.

:)

So....what's up with the kid running around with the ladies underpants?

Cause I'm totally fuckin' stumped.