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[beware_of_ego]

All you asshats got two hours until the day is over. If I don't see some people starting to wish Selphie a happy birthday, and tossing a hell of a lot of presents at her, I'm gonna start bashing face.

We savvy?

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[winters_aria]

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Who's Selphie?

[beware_of_ego]

Selphie Tilmitt, bouncy kid, always happy. Her hair sorta sticks out at the bottom. Fights with a nunchuka. Tends to like little animals and anything with sugar.

And blowing shit up.

[winters_aria]

Oh.

Never met her. At least not as I can recall.

[beware_of_ego]

You probably have. I think everyone has. You just wait, the minute you see her it'll be like "oh fuck, I remember you now!". She's just that kinda girl.