Oh hey. Uh, a coupl'a days ago someone offered me a job, yanno a bounty hunting kinda deal.

... What is your guys' policy on that kinda stuff anyway?

Erm...

I wanna, ahm... I would like to join DATS. If I can, that is. Um. Please?

Um. Um.

S-so... last week, everyone was weird and stuff right?

Erm w-well... I think up, last week I think...

[sounds like she's trying to not cry here.]
I think I broke Mister Neo.

--n't believe you actually took our advice, chickie.

I don't know what you're talking about! Sh-shouldn't you go bother someone else?!

[the mistletoe laughs, but it does go quiet]

... ah crap it's recording! Um...

[fumbling and then... not a click, but a lock.]

[Locked to females, somehow.]

Um... I kinda need... advice. Girl advice.

Who: Damita and Neo Saiba
What: Taking a mistletoe suggestion
When: RIGHT NOW.
Where: Neo's Place in Sanctity

( Insert crude things here. )

[Oh god, angry Damita is angry.]

WHAT THE HELL, WHAT THE HELL YOU YOU... STUPID DATSFACES!

[She's... not making much sense here, pretty much just shouting at the Comm about Stupid DATS.]

...

...

I missed my second birthday.

...

"This is why most bounty hunters and mercenaries work alone, because as soon as you gather a group of more then three people a herd mentality starts up. S'why Red Alert got suckered and offed by the Hunters and that's why the Hunters aren't really any better, if you really think about it."

... Where did you hear that 'Mita?

Mm, m'dad

Ah.

Uhm... I, uhm, maybe need some advice. Erm. That is, I don't think I should ask my dad about this and erm... that is well...

oh dear, erm.

uhm, a boy likes me.... y-yeah, uhm.

My... apologies for being out of contact for a while. I've been very, very busy looking for work!

Wah, why does no one want a Bounty Hunter? It's all I'm really good at.

Uhm, so. What's up folks?