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Her Name is Lucy Gao
Since you can now buy T-shirts with bits of the email I described in the last entry, I might as well kill my efforts to conceal her name out of (pfffff) RESPECT, BWAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!
Sorry.
So she's a Baliol College Girl.
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Happy Birthday, *SELF-ABSORBED GIRL'S NAME REMOVED*
This email is doing the rounds. Remember that Ketchup Lawyer story? Here's a psychopathically snobby birthday invitation. Names removed to spare hewr friends the embarrassment felt by anyone who ever deals with her.
Bold Self-absorbed big headed moronisms have been highlighted for your derisory pleasure.
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Dear Friends,
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Actual Similies and Metaphors from Highschool Essays
English teachers across the country can submit their collections of actual analogies and metaphors found in high school essays. These excerpts are published annually, to the amusement of our teachers ( Read more... ) -
Survivor - Bring on Arma-RACE-don
No doubt people have heard about this by now. The new Survivor will feature 4 teams divided on race (white, black, blue, purple, thanks Mitch) rather than allowing people on the programme based purely on their attractiveness.
That was never a problem was it? Oh no, as long as we like the result of eugenics we don't even notice the show was ( Read more... ) -
Denglish/Germlisch
This is a very interesting article.
Denglish, the mixture of English and Deutsch (German) is just another example of how English, or indeed any language that has come into contact with other languages, came about, and evolves even now.
Specifically check this out (my bold type):
"We are colonising ourselves, voluntarily," complained the German ( Read more... ) -
Mass Lone Demonstration
Check this out - and by all means do it. I will ( Read more... )
