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Ever Tried to Write Poetry?
Ever Tried to write poetry?
Ever tried to write a poem?
It always has to look different, doesn't it?
Wonder why.
I suppose it's to make it seem more important
by writing it on more space than necessary.
Those poor trees. How they must hate Keats.
If this ever gets printed, I'm going to tree-hell.
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Famous Last Words
A site that collects Death Row inmates' last words makes for compelling reading. Mostly consisting of diguised apology and sometimes genuine realisation, one in particular, no doubt rehearsed, stuck out to me:
"We all know what really happened, but there are some things you just can't fight. Little people always seem to get squashed. It happens ( Read more... ) -
TV License - Temporary Exemptions?
An actual letter sent to the beloved TV License department in Britain ( Read more... ) -
Rum and Coca Cola
If you ever go down Trinidad
They make you feel so very glad
Calypso sing and make up rhyme
Guarantee you one real good fine time
Drinkin' rum and Coca-Cola
Go down Point Koomahnah
Both mother and daughter
Workin' for the Yankee dollar
Oh, beat it man, beat it
Since the Yankee come to Trinidad
They got the young girls all goin' mad
Young girls say ( Read more... ) -
International Talk Like A Pirate Day
Is Today!
And accordingly, Livejournal have switched their Update Journal button for 'Update Captain's Log.'
Very Good.
Shivver Me Timbers.
Anyone downloading music illegally should talk like this all the time. Arf Arf.
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Actual Hate-mail sent to a T-shirt site. (NSFW)
To Prickwear.com:
From: Ryanne
You know the world could live with out a t shirt with a bird finger on it. But what is really sick is your company's blasphamy of Jesus Christ. How dispicable! I guess your company and the people who are employed by Prick do not care if they are going to hell and how many people they take with them. God is real ( Read more... ) -
Steve Irwin - Dead on Ebay
Roll up! Roll up! You've heard the stories, you've seen the documentaries, you've mourned his passing, now BUY THE CORPSE! Buy Steve Irwin Dead on Ebay! (Click below to enlarge)
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Most Inappropriate Song at a Funeral
Come on Gang - some fun for you, and a little interaction with fiction writing. I'm co-writing a short story on organising one's own funeral and I need some suggestions for the worst/most inappropriate songs to hear at a funeral ceremony.
A few years ago someone told me they were at 'one of the most touching' funerals ever - they played Run Away ( Read more... )
