Thanks for a really fun time this weekend guys! The wife and I had a blast.

The next time you hear a politician use the word "billion" casually, think about whether you want that politician spending your tax dollars ( Read more... )

Sorry for this one. I know it's bad but I'm a sucker for math jokes ( Read more... )

Elton John goes to a tattoo parlor and asks to have a car tattooed on his dick.

The tattoo artist asks, "What type of car would you like put on?"

"Better make it a 4x4," replies Elton reflectively, "it's got a lot of shit to get through."

If you haven't heard about Tigger slugging the kid at Disney World, you can check out the video at

http://www.foxnews.com

With Tigger in the news, I figured I'd fish up an oldie but goodie from YouTube. See Tickle Me Elmo and Tigger in action! (It's hilarious BTW) Leave a comment

I received a piece of office spam email today with the following text and some pictures of the snowfall. While the significance of Katrina and its aftermath should not be downplayed, this is an interesting commentary on our society ( Read more... )

I know you've all seen the version of Rudolph with the elf that wants to be a dentist; but has any of us really SEEN it? There is some really crazy stuff going on in that movie. The Land of Misfit Toys is just plain crazy by its very existence, but did you ever notice the doll running around with nothing apparently wrong with it? According to ( Read more... )

While making my deposit for work this morning I figured I'd take care of some personal stuff. I had a bunch of Canadian dollars I needed to exchange, so I went to the currency exchange window at 5/3 ( Read more... )

* The Top 12 Things Uttered by Yoda While Making Love ( Read more... )

Why do they let big-breasted women work at Hooters, but they won't let one-legged women work at I-HOP?