Joke of the day...

[bepriceless]

Elton John goes to a tattoo parlor and asks to have a car tattooed on his dick.

The tattoo artist asks, "What type of car would you like put on?"

"Better make it a 4x4," replies Elton reflectively, "it's got a lot of shit to get through."

Comments

[whitewitch504]

Yuck.... but funny...