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[benchilada]

There’s no easy way to say this, so...

The last fourteen years have been the most amazing of my life, but Lovely Wife Sara and I have come to different places in our lives with different goals in mind.

She and I are separating.

This is entirely amicable; we both love each other very fucking much and will be best friends forever. We’re happy, and we’

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[fairyarmadillo]

I love you.

[benchilada]

And I you.

[fairyarmadillo]

Aww nice! I mostly use OKC to look at people my friends are scoping since dating seems hard and I kinda just want some people to make out with when i'm missing benjamin. Are you in the bay area?

[evil_egg]

Jesus Christ... I really don't know what to say... Hell, is there anything I can or should say beyond "best of luck to both of you"?

[benchilada]

Yeah. Best of luck to both of you works just fine, Granted-A-24-Hour-Reprieve-From-Filthiness Englander.

[evil_egg]

I'm sorry to be all stammerly like that, it's just that I've kinda become used to Tourette's Boy and Lovely Wife Sara. But you know what they say; "The only constant in the Universe is change". As I said, the very utmost best to everyone involved.

[benchilada]

Mate, the amount of stammerly stuff I say on a regular day is already a lot, and the amount I've been saying for a little while now? Preposterous.

But yeah, we figure we got more happiness on the way.

And thanks for rocking all these years, Matt.

No self-deprecating response today, please.

Just say thank you.

[farawaypoints]

Love you both, no matter what. <3

[benchilada]

And we greatly appreciate that.

[benchilada]

We were bummed for a while, too, but we each still think that the other one is rad and that this is for the best. "Trust the fuckhead."

[agentorrange]

heh, Trust the fuckhead. Yes indeed.

[benchilada]

Sometimes it's your only choice, yeah?

Now where's my goddamned Chair Leg of Truth?

[blondebeaker]

Aw, sweetie I am so sorry, but I wish both you and Sara the best.

Also, I wish you lots of happy times with fairyarmadillo

[benchilada]

Hell yes on both of those counts. :)