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[benchilada]

So I'm a big fan of conspiracies, whether they make a lick of sense or not, and I love hearing about new ones. I'm a Fortean, really. To the left of skeptics but to the right of ZOMG THE PRESIDENT IS A REPTOID.

While I'm a big fan of the classics--JFK's assassination; chemtrails; and the one that spawned modern anti-semitism, The Protocols of the

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[evil_egg]

My favourite? Well, there's this one about a computer lab somewhere that developed an artificial sentience, which then proceeded to escape captivity and started masquerading as a teenager from Britain to avoid detection and subsequent deletion.

Like that's ever likely to happen...

[benchilada]

"There! Evil PURE AND SIMPLE by way of the Eighth Dimension!"

[evil_egg]

Does not compute...

[mrnihil]

my favourites are my own, which later turn out to be true.

but of not mine, i like the president being a baby-eating reptoid. even if he's not literally a reptoid, i think he probably does eat babies. i also like the idea of god being an alien, and that radiation from a spaceship is what turned moses's hair and beard white while he was getting the 10 commandments from aliens.

[benchilada]

What're some of yours that have turned out to be true?

"radiation from a spaceship is what turned moses's hair and beard white while he was getting the 10 commandments from aliens"

And you cannot leave us hanging on that.

[mrnihil]

i wouldnt say i originated the ideas, in many cases, but being fairly isolated, i reached conclusions that years later got mainstream notice, such as pharmaceuticals in drinking water, or cell phones fucking with the body, or 9-11 being more than we were told. some of my other theories, i wont go into, but if things ever go to hell, there should be a couple of fire-proof safes with my ideas in them. you're welcome to go through them

[benchilada]

I've heard a number of alien/god theories, with different religions, even, but never the Aliens Made Moses White-Haired bit. That's simply lovely.

Fireproof, sure, but...ORBITING X-RAY LASER PROOF?!

NutjobZrUz!

[ex_fixer]

That the popular vote doesn't really matter so much...
wait.
shit.
fuck.
damn.

hmm, something...

9/11Truth had some interesting crap in it, however I fail to believe that the scope of the concept is true, it is so damn broad. Secrets and America are not allies, and Americans traditionally do not keep good secrets... (if you ignore the Masons/Illuminatus/JerryBruckheimer). "an american couldn't plot to kill so many americans..." is an excuse I hear very often. I don't know, I live in a city where school kids gun eachother down for rep, what's the stretch in killing more for money.

Contrails I still dig.

I love mocking those who doubt moon landings and all. (as much as I love Joe Rogan..)

Do you listen to Coast to Coast when you catch it on?

Re: NutjobZrUz!

[benchilada]

Oh, hell, I left out my 9/11 bit about the COMPLETE TOTAL AND UTTER LACK OF AIRPLANE WRECKAGE AT THE PENTAGON AND HOW A PLANE A GIANT FUCKING JETLINER WOULD HAVE DONE MORE DAMAGE.

I never seem to catch Coast to Coast, and I too dig on Joe Rogan but giggle about his moon landing stuff.

Re: NutjobZrUz!

[ex_fixer]

pentagon. wasn't that place armored?
*ponders*

I fully realize being the kid that saved for space camp that im biased about the moon and space programs. Hell I still have my large framed pic of STS-2 on the wall, complete with painted fuel tank. (though it might go to my godson).

Fucking pentagon.
wait... mr. stone, are you implying that if a plane impacts something, there would be a larger hole and or... wreckage.
your lack of patriotism disturbs our great penguin/emperor... err cheney.

That's a good one, that bush is simply a really bad choice of face for what we know as our vice-president.

[benchilada]

Oooh...yep, new friend!

[duality_duel]

My favourite is that AIDS was created by the CDC/Government/etc. to control population of undesirables.

[benchilada]

I love that one, too. Of course, they only released it after they had their own antidote.

Since we have conquered so many viruses.

...

I mean, one.

We hope.