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[benchilada]

So I'm a big fan of conspiracies, whether they make a lick of sense or not, and I love hearing about new ones. I'm a Fortean, really. To the left of skeptics but to the right of ZOMG THE PRESIDENT IS A REPTOID.

While I'm a big fan of the classics--JFK's assassination; chemtrails; and the one that spawned modern anti-semitism, The Protocols of the

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[mrnihil]

i wouldnt say i originated the ideas, in many cases, but being fairly isolated, i reached conclusions that years later got mainstream notice, such as pharmaceuticals in drinking water, or cell phones fucking with the body, or 9-11 being more than we were told. some of my other theories, i wont go into, but if things ever go to hell, there should be a couple of fire-proof safes with my ideas in them. you're welcome to go through them.

you've never heard the alien-god theory? it was around in the 90s. maybe earlier, but that's when i heard it. what i remember most is that moses returned with the commandments featuring newly white hair, and also he was glowing. the idea was that atop the mountain, he was much closer to the ship, which normally remained out of sight, and thus exposed to the strange radiation it emits, which you can also detect in fields where crop circles are fresh. the ship also explains how a voice came from the sky, and how the jews were able to follow a pillar of fire through the desert, and where the manna-making machine came from... all alien.

[benchilada]

I've heard a number of alien/god theories, with different religions, even, but never the Aliens Made Moses White-Haired bit. That's simply lovely.

Fireproof, sure, but...ORBITING X-RAY LASER PROOF?!

[mrnihil]

yeah, it's awesome. check into it some time. it goes beyond moses. the ark is probably radioactive, too, or some kind of alien super weapon. there's a whole "the bible is riddled with aliens" theory out there.

of course not. im not made of money. hopefully, it will survive. i doubt ill be carrying it with me, so it'll be up to someone to find it and revere me as a prophet. unless of course they are hit by nukes or orbiting lasers. then you'll have to talk to me directly. not over the internet of course. it's hardly secure.