Ms. Flowers ( Read more... )

o.k. first the cereal, that is bad but i got over it. now not only a major corporation is out to get me but apparently the U.S government has issues with me too! my mailman never came today. i had mail in my mailbox all day to go out with the red flag up and everything. i get home from work and it's still in there. sometimes the mailman doesn't ( Read more... )

I opened my brand new box of Fruit and Yogurt Special K this morning and was shocked to discover there was NO fruit or yogurt involved! Devastating!

Yes my friends, it's that time of year again. The time when all friends buy crap from their friend's children because it is a required task of a true friend. I come to you not with candles or wrapping paper, candy or bath products, I come bearing cookies! Cookies! Everyone loves cookies. My sweet (:P) little brownie scout Emi is pushing her wares ( Read more... )

The skies have stopped raining stomach fluids!

My daughter just got sick again! Did I say before that I am over this. Oh my holy God ( Read more... )

In my absence, my other child vomited all night on his carpet and bedding! I cried and cussed, I was so over it all. It brought to mind that conversation someone was having at Kristen's baby shower about "having two at a time would be easy" or some such nonsense that I pretended to choke over. Maybe if there are two people that can simultaneously ( Read more... )

hey anthony, i've got reason #458 why people shouldn't have kids ( Read more... )

Oh my gosh! I updated my mac yesterday and just noticed that I have automatic spell-check on whatever I am doing and it is amazing. I will no longer have any excuse to misspell and never have to face the wrath of the spelling branch of the grammar police ( Read more... )

I just turned in my last test for class and I finished the other class yesterday. I FINISHED MY FIRST SEMESTER OF GRAD SCHOOL!