Stolen from orneryboy ( Read more... )

Since I can't be in Richmond tonight, I am instead spending the evening with Kurt Russell on a fast-paced rescue mission to free his wife from crazy truckers ( Read more... )

So last night in the middle of the night there were "sniper" shootings on I-64 between Waynesboro and Charlottesville. Needless to say, the retired old folks working out with me at the Y were very shocked and disturbed by this. No one was killed so I am making a rather educated guess that this dumbass/dumbasses was no sniper. I'm leaning toward a ( Read more... )

tonight the "wedgie wiggler" hanes commercial came on during american idol as alexander and i were watching. i said to alexander "ben worked on this commercial". he was quiet for a moment taking it all in, then says ( Read more... )

last night i had a dream which involved myself digging up severed hands. yes, weird. yes, creepy. but in my online search for dream analysis i found something much creepier. http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/blogs/parenting/detail?blogid=29&entry_id ( Read more... )

IT'S TIME TO GET LOST!

I'm so ready for this moment.

My son received an N in music on his report card. N means not progressing. This is all due to the fact he is having to play the recorder and in his words he's "HORRIBLE!" How do I get upset about this? In fact I find it rather amusing. I'm probably partly to blame since I tell him he cannot play that thing any where that I can hear it. Sure this is ( Read more... )

Today I received my Kellogg's apology for blatantly disregarding my need of clusters. They sent me a coupon good for one Kellogg's product up to $5.00! I'm going straight to the value pack lane in Target and get a double bag box of Kellogg's Strawberry Special K (because they don't have Fruit and Yogurt Value Packs, just to spite ME I believe) This ( Read more... )

Today we had no school because it snowed! And it really did snow! We went sledding and everything. Even though I hate being cold more than biting holes in my tongue, I had fun zooming down the snow covered golf course with my kids. Who's coming to visit and go skiing with me?

Tonight I had tongue for dinner. Not your everyday run of the mill cow tongue though. This was a special treat. To compliment my meal tonight I chomped down on my very own personal tongue. I bit my tongue so hard I heard it crunch. I'm serious. I now have a tooth size hole in the side of my tongue. I hope I didn't damage my sweet taste bud. That ( Read more... )