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beaglenapper

6: [voice]

Feb 17, 2011 10:27

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physics is phun, scotty is teaching your children physics, egg drops are fun

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hippocraticly February 17 2011, 15:39:29 UTC

... An egg drop competition.

[ McCoy has a burning question. what have you been smoking, Scotty? ]

beaglenapper February 17 2011, 15:44:10 UTC

[Scotty has been smoking a big fat bowl of SCIENCE, McCoy.]

An egg drop competition.

hippocraticly February 17 2011, 15:45:54 UTC

[ sigh. ]

Do you have permission to do this?

beaglenapper February 17 2011, 15:46:52 UTC

Permission to drop eggs from buildings? No, I haven't alerted the Minister for Poultry Products as of yet, but do remind me later and I'll get it done tomorrow.

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[ voice ] slatebreaker February 17 2011, 17:38:41 UTC

...May we name our eggs, sir?

[ voice ] beaglenapper February 17 2011, 23:54:35 UTC

You, Miss Shirley, may name your egg, but only if it inspires better engineering.

[ voice ] slatebreaker February 18 2011, 16:02:44 UTC

...Apollodorus. I think I will name him Apollodorus.

[ voice ] o m g beaglenapper February 20 2011, 01:19:24 UTC

Aye------a fine name for an egg. I think.

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voice; beaglenapper February 17 2011, 23:55:52 UTC

Only for students in Introductory Physics, though I can make arrangements if you'd like to revisit it?

ahappylie February 17 2011, 22:09:10 UTC

I wasn't aware that dropping eggs was a school subject now. School is so interesting!

beaglenapper February 17 2011, 23:56:20 UTC

It gets quite competitive, too; whose egg will survive? Whose will perish? It's life and death, physics!

ahappylie February 17 2011, 23:58:02 UTC

It's so different from when I went!

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What is [pardon him mangling the word] "fiz...icks..."? Is it a martial art with eggs?

beaglenapper February 17 2011, 23:59:47 UTC

Only in the toughest schools. And some will even use lead weights and incline planes! PHYSICS, lad! It's what makes the world go 'round!

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voice; tothelibrary February 18 2011, 02:50:33 UTC

They have a school here?

[ this... definitely pings dawn's radar. ]

voice; beaglenapper February 20 2011, 01:20:42 UTC

They dinnae tell you about the school, miss? How old are you? Would you like to enroll?

voice; tothelibrary February 22 2011, 00:42:30 UTC

Nineteen, and is actually being... good at science, or liking it at all required?

voice; beaglenapper February 22 2011, 14:48:55 UTC

If those were requirements I'd have exactly zero students, dear.