The Littlest Goat learns a valuable lesson.

[bbgoat]

Right. I need to hand in twenty-five facts on Marxism, and since Communism is basically sharing for some asshole's benefit, and since Mr. Glorian is what I could deem an ASSHOLE, and this book is closer than my laptop:

You are hereby invited to give me one fact about Marxism to be incorporated into this glorious projectYes, I know I know, dusty

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[kid_skin]

Fail.

[bbgoat]

Yes, yes it did.

[kid_skin]

A lot of the Marxist structure was based around historical economics, especially Hegel and that Saint Simon dude.

Whatever, do you have horns?

[bbgoat]

Yes, I know, and a system can only change the existing situation until it has enough momentum to create a situation of its own, etc etc economics whatever. If I wanted to put real facts on it I wouldn't have put it up here.

NO HORNS, ASSHOLE.

[sneakypardons]

One fact? Marx and Engels believed that material conditions and social relations were historically malleable.

However, you seem to be exceptionally confused about the theories of Marxism versus the actual practice of it.

[bbgoat]

I'll put that one at the top, it sounds exciting.

I'm just exceptional all-around.

[sneakypardons]

It is exciting.

I think that the philosphers' whose lives' work you are basely degrading by putting it in terms of a few fucked up mistakes would disagree.

[bbgoat]

Newsflash, Mr. Forbes: we're tales. We're all remembered by our few fucked up mistakes.

[one_fry_short]

[bbgoat]

How was that butter? Good?

Hm. Do you think that's one fact or two?

[one_fry_short]

[bbgoat]

But what was her name, and WHY could he not just accept himself?

[cygnard]

In Soviet Russia, facts hand in you!

In all seriousness, Karl Marx believed fervently in a struggle between classes, which were defined by relationship to production. He mainly focused on the proletariat, or the workers who got nothing in capitalism, and the bourgeoisie that exploited them.

[bbgoat]

Good, good. "Fervently". Nice.

[cygnard]

I was a history major for about two seconds in university.

[tookeen]

I think he was friends with John Lennon.

[bbgoat]

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It's so going on the list. WAY TO GO MARX-MAN.