The Littlest Goat learns a valuable lesson.

[bbgoat]

Right. I need to hand in twenty-five facts on Marxism, and since Communism is basically sharing for some asshole's benefit, and since Mr. Glorian is what I could deem an ASSHOLE, and this book is closer than my laptop:

You are hereby invited to give me one fact about Marxism to be incorporated into this glorious projectYes, I know I know, dusty

Comments

[one_fry_short]

I'd say two. Unless his beard is the one who spoke German.

[bbgoat]

But what was her name, and WHY could he not just accept himself?

[sellseashelley]

Good one!

[bbgoat]

I absolutely wait for a saucy exposé.

[sellseashelley]

Who knows how far the Marx and Engels partnership went?

[bbgoat]

You should totally explain what a Beard is to Sir Tweed down there, I don't know if I have the ENERGY in all of this homework.

[sellseashelley]

Consider it done.

[one_fry_short]

...You confuse me on many levels, Rita.

[sellseashelley]

It's understandable you don't know this because you are so completely, utterly heterosexual, however:

beard [beerd]
(noun)
1. The growth of hair on the face of an adult man
2. A woman whom a closeted homosexual male pretends to date in order to keep his true sexual orientation a secret.

[one_fry_short]

Oh, okay. Strange name for it.

[sellseashelley]

This is just a stab in the dark, but I'm guessing it comes from the idea that beards are masculine and that heterosexual men are inherently more masculine than homosexual men.

[one_fry_short]

Not all the time. That's a stereotype. Harvey Fierstein could kick most heterosexual men's arses, I imagine.

[sellseashelley]

You think I don't already know that?

[one_fry_short]

No, actually I'm sure you know that. You know a lot of things. You're smart.

[sellseashelley]

Well, at least one of us Why, thank you.

[one_fry_short]

You're quite welcome. It's the truth.