The Littlest Goat learns a valuable lesson.

[bbgoat]

Right. I need to hand in twenty-five facts on Marxism, and since Communism is basically sharing for some asshole's benefit, and since Mr. Glorian is what I could deem an ASSHOLE, and this book is closer than my laptop:

You are hereby invited to give me one fact about Marxism to be incorporated into this glorious projectYes, I know I know, dusty

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[sneakypardons]

One fact? Marx and Engels believed that material conditions and social relations were historically malleable.

However, you seem to be exceptionally confused about the theories of Marxism versus the actual practice of it.

[bbgoat]

I'll put that one at the top, it sounds exciting.

I'm just exceptional all-around.

[sneakypardons]

It is exciting.

I think that the philosphers' whose lives' work you are basely degrading by putting it in terms of a few fucked up mistakes would disagree.

[bbgoat]

Newsflash, Mr. Forbes: we're tales. We're all remembered by our few fucked up mistakes.

[sneakypardons]

We weren't speaking of tales.

Except the mistakes made were not those of Mister Marx and Engel. Here's another fact for you, sweet cheeks. The theory of Communism was not meant to ever be put into practice.

[bbgoat]

But do you know? Do you really know that K.Ma was not a tale.

That's two facts, I feel like finally I'm beginning to learn. Anything else I should know?

[sneakypardons]

Reading is magic. Keep up the good work, kiddo.