Quote of the day

[baxil]

"This is fortunate, because the penis puts the local in Local Area Network. It would take a special breed of man to achieve a segment length of more than a few feet, and I won't even discuss network topologies."
In other news, I'm employed! (Well, okay, close enough as makes no odds. Details here.) Yay me!
Given what my life's been like

Comments

[chezmax]

Congratulations. And that's a great quote. heh.

[torquemada]

KICK ASS

Congratulations - I'm glad the job situation is finally working out in your favour.

[tropism]

Whoo, employment! Congrats.

And re: the drug test: it's probably policy to test all incoming people who're going to actually have a job with real responsibilities. It's only after you get hired that the policies you mentioend kick in.

Personally, I think drug testing is bullshit, since they can't tell the employer that you showed up to the job fucked up, or that you're a chronic user, or if someone slipped you something. All they say is "This person was exposed to a certain drug sometime between an hour and three weeks before the sample was taken." Not to mention that the drugs most responsible for lost time and such are alcohol and tobacco...anyway. :)

[mr_silvers]

Congratulations.

-Cracker Silverscales
"One loving heart can burn brighter than the hottest star, and far longer."

[elynne]

Yay! :) And the quote made me snicker, even more so when I read the article it's from. ;)