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Among fanfic writers (and in other less savory corners of the Internet), "gay for X" is the stock phrase to indicate that X's sexuality is so overpowering that their appeal reaches across gender lines (warning: TVTropes link) to a fan who doesn't normally swing that way ( Read more... )

I've started up an adult (aka sex and/or "Not Safe For Work") filter for my journal. This will strictly be on an opt-in basis, and opting in via poll or comment is all you have to do (n.b.: I make no guarantee to people not on my friends list ( Read more... )

raki's challenge to subvert the Crush Meme got my mind going ...
That, and a little too much of Edward Gorey's "Gashlycrumb Tinies" (from which I shamelessly borrowed the basic idea and cribbed the rhyme scheme), had me sifting through my friends list for the people who most make my mind drift into the gutter.
And, of course, you're going to click ( Read more... )

It has been brought to my conscious attention tonight that, while I admire breasts as much as any other red-blooded male on the planet, cleavage does absolutely nothing for me.
However, blue eyes -- for no reason I can adequately explain -- are a turn-on.
To each their own, I guess.

"This is fortunate, because the penis puts the local in Local Area Network. It would take a special breed of man to achieve a segment length of more than a few feet, and I won't even discuss network topologies."
In other news, I'm employed! (Well, okay, close enough as makes no odds. Details here.) Yay me!
Given what my life's been like ( Read more... )

Well, lonita logged something like 16 unique individuals offering her acts of sexual gratification, and I only managed 11. *staples hand to forehead* Woe! Angst!
There was some confusion, however, on whether this meant that I actually won the bet, or she did. So, perhaps because it was more fun that way, we both agreed to write a dirty limerick. ( Read more... )

This is all your fault, lonita.

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A purely hypothetical question here, for no real reason other than it got caught in a corner of my brain ( Read more... )

Inspired by athagon's recent post, I undertook some mathematical analysis of the human psyche. The resluts were ... surprising. (I actually meant to type "results" there, but that typo was probably significant ( Read more... )