Quote of the day

[baxil]

"This is fortunate, because the penis puts the local in Local Area Network. It would take a special breed of man to achieve a segment length of more than a few feet, and I won't even discuss network topologies."
In other news, I'm employed! (Well, okay, close enough as makes no odds. Details here.) Yay me!
Given what my life's been like since March of last year ... it's about time.