*Singsongy voice, accompanied with humming*

Heeeeey there!  Harley here... but not!  Leave a message after the beep and I'll try to get back to you sometime between mayhem and havoc.

La, la, la, la.... *beep*

Aw... there were fireworks for New Year's?  And I slept through all of it!! D:

Fiddlesticks...

( Hooray for cheese... Open since it's not like Harley knows how to work these things. )

Oh!  I can't wait for this huge Chirstmas party bash!  *giggle*  I wanna make some pies for the whole shebang!  (Don't worry, they won't be exploding ones).

Would peppermint be alright with everybody?  Or if you've got peanut allergies or somethin...

( Candy Canes and a Visitor )

( Surprisingly, not that crazy! )

( A former psychologist's mental notes on folks )

( Because there's a lot more than one would think )

( Meme commence! )