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batmanschmatman

006 [audio]

Dec 28, 2010 15:37

[Broadcasting to everyone, because in the sixties they didn't do Batparanoia and/or subtlety, apparently.]

Batman?

Are you there?

[...]

Batgirl and I seem to be stuck on this strange ship, but according to a boy called Tim we haven't been kidnapped. If you're out there, please respond. We're going to come looking for you just as soon as we can!

[what]: flood, holy catchphrase batman!, i'm going to regret this later, [game]: lastvoyages, dick is a fashion disaster, [verse]: canon

Comments 22

you_run_i_chase December 28 2010, 21:36:49 UTC

A kidnapping aboard the ship? What a delightful idea. Are there people who would pay for you, birdy boy?

batmanschmatman December 28 2010, 21:39:48 UTC

I can take care of myself, ma'am.

You haven't seen Batman around here, have you?

you_run_i_chase December 28 2010, 22:28:35 UTC

Ma'am. My, you must think I'm terribly old, Gumshoe. What lies has the Chief been feeding you.

And no, I haven't seen Batman anywhere.

batmanschmatman December 28 2010, 22:30:31 UTC

I was just being polite.

Well, shucks. Guess I'll have to just keep looking.

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captain_jtkirk December 29 2010, 00:53:14 UTC

[This is either baby noise.... or you can actually understand. It's up to you!]

How cans people be made out of bats?

batmanschmatman December 29 2010, 03:16:44 UTC

[B-But choices are hard! D:]

He's not actually a bat-man, he's... Batman. It's just his costume.

... Where are your parents?

peektuttut December 29 2010, 03:24:14 UTC

...Uh, hi. I'm Tim. [SOB.]

batmanschmatman December 29 2010, 03:27:10 UTC

[Better get your camera, Boy Stalker, Dick might choose not to believe that this happened. ;|]

Well hi! It was really swell of you to tell Batgirl a little about this place. Thanks for giving us a hand.

peektuttut December 29 2010, 03:35:20 UTC

[His camera is always ready. :|]

Uh - yeah, no problem. And like I said, I don't think Batman came along. He's probably, uh. Home waiting for you.

batmanschmatman December 29 2010, 03:39:26 UTC

Holy missing coworkers, he probably thinks we're in trouble!

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warrenwhite December 29 2010, 10:05:21 UTC

I hope you're not on an oil ship. Oil ships are bad for the ocean! [Environmental fyi guy says hi!]

batmanschmatman December 30 2010, 06:36:41 UTC

Well gosh, I don't know what kind of ship it is! What if it is bad for the ocean?

warrenwhite December 30 2010, 12:04:23 UTC

[GASP.] Ignorance is the first step to pollution! Did you know that oil tankers are responsible for ninety percent of marine animal deaths in the world? [That fact seems really accurate.] You could unknowingly be contributing to the destruction of reefs around the world!

batmanschmatman December 30 2010, 17:02:26 UTC

Holy sardine! How are we supposed to confront an evil like that?

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