006 [audio]

[batmanschmatman]

[Broadcasting to everyone, because in the sixties they didn't do Batparanoia and/or subtlety, apparently.]

Batman?

Are you there?

[...]

Batgirl and I seem to be stuck on this strange ship, but according to a boy called Tim we haven't been kidnapped. If you're out there, please respond. We're going to come looking for you just as soon as we can!

Comments

[you_run_i_chase]

A kidnapping aboard the ship? What a delightful idea. Are there people who would pay for you, birdy boy?

[batmanschmatman]

I can take care of myself, ma'am.

You haven't seen Batman around here, have you?

[you_run_i_chase]

Ma'am. My, you must think I'm terribly old, Gumshoe. What lies has the Chief been feeding you.

And no, I haven't seen Batman anywhere.

[batmanschmatman]

I was just being polite.

Well, shucks. Guess I'll have to just keep looking.

[you_run_i_chase]

Holy good luck, Birdboy!

[batmanschmatman]

Thank you, uh, miss.