006 [audio]

[batmanschmatman]

[Broadcasting to everyone, because in the sixties they didn't do Batparanoia and/or subtlety, apparently.]

Batman?

Are you there?

[...]

Batgirl and I seem to be stuck on this strange ship, but according to a boy called Tim we haven't been kidnapped. If you're out there, please respond. We're going to come looking for you just as soon as we can!

Comments

[warrenwhite]

I hope you're not on an oil ship. Oil ships are bad for the ocean! [Environmental fyi guy says hi!]

[batmanschmatman]

Well gosh, I don't know what kind of ship it is! What if it is bad for the ocean?

[warrenwhite]

[GASP.] Ignorance is the first step to pollution! Did you know that oil tankers are responsible for ninety percent of marine animal deaths in the world? [That fact seems really accurate.] You could unknowingly be contributing to the destruction of reefs around the world!

[batmanschmatman]

Holy sardine! How are we supposed to confront an evil like that?

[warrenwhite]

[Dramatic pause.] Through the power of recycling!