Title: TV Critic
Universe: DCAU-kinda
Genre: General
Characters: Joker 'n' Harley
Rating: PG
Word Count: 500
Summary: The Gotham evening news presents a perfect opportunity for some heckling.

( So far the humdrum parade of gangbanger shootings and a hit-and-run hadn’t been inspiring... )

Title: Weights and Measures
Universe: DCAU-kinda
Genre: Humour
Characters: Harley Quinn and a Dick-era Robin
Rating: PG
Word Count: 500
Summary: It was a beautiful evening to spend on one of the picturesque rooftops of Gotham, scuffling around in the moonlight with a mortal enemy...

( Weights and Measures )

Title: Luck of the Draw
Universe: DCAU
Genre: Drama
Characters: Various Henchfolk, the Joker
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 500
Summary: The average length of employment for a henchman who signs up to work for the Joker is a little over five weeks.

( Luck of the Draw )

Title: Work In Progress
Universe: DCAU
Genre: Drama
Characters: Joker/Harley
Rating: PG-13 (implied violence)
Word Count: 500
Summary: His chirpy new assistant is a work-in-progress, even if she doesn't realise it herself.

( Every guy should have a hobby. )

Title: All Things Nice
Universe: DCAU
Genre: General
Characters: OC and Harley
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 2,190
Summary: Life is tough for newbie security guards at Arkham

( All Things Nice )

Title: Hugs Tiem Now
Universe: DCAU
Genre: General
Characters: Joker n Harley
Rating: PG
Word Count: 317
Summary: Hug time!

( Where do you think Harley's favouritest place in the world is? )

Title: Bonkers Ball Pit Fun
Universe: DCAU
Genre: Drama/Humour
Characters: Joker n Harley
Rating: PG
Word Count: 921
Summary: What could be more fun than a hideout with a ball pit?

( Bonkers Ball Pit Fun )

Title: Inside Looking In
Universe: DCAU-ish
Genre: Drama
Rating: PG
Characters/Pairings: Arnold Wesker, Batman, Dr. Joan Leland
Word Count: 1031
Warnings: None
Summary: Arnold enjoys his living situation, but there's so much more out there.

( Inside Looking In )

Title: The Soundtrack of Arkham
Universe: DCAU-kinda
Rating: PG-13
Genre: Drama/Horror
Characters: OC, Scarecrow
Word Count: 1,226
Summary: The inmates of Arkham provide their own tunes, and not everyone would pick Lady Gaga
Warning: For some gore and mentions of suicide

( Arkham Asylum was not the best environment for peace and quiet solitude... )

Title: Out, Damned Spot!
Universe: DCAU-kinda
Rating: PG
Genre: Drama/Humour
Characters: Harley, Joker
Word Count: 500
Summary: Someone needs some antibacterial handwash.

( Barely tepid water dribbled from the faucet accompanied by an ominous banging noise... )