[ 007 ] [ audio // common ] backdated to April 7th

[bastardbytrade]

[Mordecai's unhappy growl sounds a little more pissed off than usual. However, he keeps his voice even as he speaks his request.]

I need a medic. Deck 11, Room 2458.

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[autodiagnose]

I shall be there shortly.

What is the nature of the injury?

[Not that it matters. But AMU can save a couple seconds getting the proper supplies ready.]

[phasebitchin]

Flush... how-- are you gonna give me the runs? You are so not gonna give me the runs.

[Cranky Lilith is more crass than usual. Fuck niceties, she's hurting, awwright.]

[autodiagnose]

[AMU seems almost amused by the suggestion.]

They will not affect your digestion or Lactobacillus population.

[It reaches out to dose her.]

[phasebitchin]

[Lilith scrunches her eyes-- eye* shut and grimaces, regrets doing so when it pulls on the stitches and forces her face to relax. She doesn't ask what Lactobacilli are and look even sillier.]

Mrrrgh.

[autodiagnose]

Your cooperation is apreciated.

[AMU's job appears to be done. Yes? Yes. If there's nothing else it will be getting back to the clinic now~]

[phasebitchin]

[Her hands go up to her face, lightly pressing.]

Wait a second. How long am I gonna be marked for?