[The feed kicks in to the low laugh of Mordecai. He's pretty darn amused, and judging by the video stream is crashed back in his own bed with the camera facing away from him.]

I got it, I got it.

[Another chuckle. The camera turns to face him. Morde's missing his shirt as well as his mask and is grinning into the comm. It's pretty clear that he's ( Read more... )

That could of gone better.

If anyone finds my shield, I want the damn thing back. It's Anshin, high-capacity.

[There's a pause before he growls the rest of his message, clearly unhappy with what his comrade has been telling people.]

Don't believe every damn thing you hear.

[Grumbling complete.]

(ooc: Mordecai is missing his boots, pants, faded blue t- ( Read more... )

[Mordecai's unhappy growl sounds a little more pissed off than usual. However, he keeps his voice even as he speaks his request.]

I need a medic. Deck 11, Room 2458.

What the crap?

[My goodness, doesn't Mordecai sound thrilled with the addition of whispering voices pleading for help.]

I don't want to help shit. Get out of my head and get off my comm.

[That's right voices, he's talking to you.]

The rest of you, what the hell is going on?

[WHAT DID YOU PASSENGERS DO NOW?]

[Comm click, Mordecai's growly voice fills the airwaves.]

What the hell is up with the giant birds at the racetrack?

[No. Really. He's a little thrown off by them being there.]

[Squiiiirt! Mordecai just got hit in the eye with a squirt of water from his comm.]

What the-- The fuck is going on!?

Stupid piece of shit! [A loud thud is heard as the comm gets tossed across the table]

You want me to talk, huh Captain? I'll talk when I damn well feel like it.

[Oh doesn't he sound thrilled with the water spray.]

I can't see shit, but from listening in to what people say on this damn thing, I've gotten off lightly.

[Breathing is heavy. Mordecai is having a bit of trouble keeping it together.]

Should of known this would happen--

[Sharp inhale, like a gasp.]What the fuck was-- Bloodwing!? Is that you boy? Lilith!? Where the hell are you ( Read more... )

[and through the scratchy sounds of him messing with the comm, Mordecai's dry growling voice is heard]

Alright, what is this shit? Prison? [sarcastic chuckle goes here] You think you can keep me here? HAH!

Tannis, if you're somehow involved in this I promise I will have your head mounted on my wall before the day is over. I don't care how much you ( Read more... )