Apparently I just "pimped out my facebook".

As soon as I figure out what that means, I'm jumping off a bridge.

We went kayaking today in Gerroa. It was awesome. I told this story once about going kayaking and exploring these little islands, and Jess remembered and took me kayaking today for a belated birthday present, even though she hates deep water and had never been kayaking before ( Read more... )

So we're in the Globe Theatre in London and there's this wooden case full of replica 17th century coinage for sale. An American walks up to the case and turns to his friends, exclaiming:

"I got two pounds o Shakespeare money!"

In other news, I'm moving to Edinburgh.

Cough.

My work software is broken.

On the plus side, we're leaving for the UK in a week and a bit.

Have to design suitable box for the corporate whore care-package I bought Lamar.

I've decided to also write in increasingly lengthy sentences, until finally I implode in some kind of Proustian fit.

Hmmm... suggestions?

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31. Comments, corrections, clarifications, and c*ckupsCreative writing and mass murder ( Read more... )

In a way, it follows that confusion and helplessness leads to jumping out of a plane at 14,000 feet. It was a kind of weird moment when Mike and I were sitting around with beer lamenting our lack of direction. We should do something decisive we thought. Have some fun ( Read more... )

Funniest thing I've read in years.

Israel recalls bound, gagged and naked ambassador

You know you're getting old when three quarters of your paycheck is direct debited away before you even see it. I think maybe the names and numbers that flash up on the screen are just a lie, and in fact all of my money is put into a little tube which goes through a massive network of pipes, eventually falling out into a beaver dam, where the ( Read more... )

72. pain- cant live with out pain ( Read more... )

The musical dictionary has spoken. First prize in excellence the scotsman ( Read more... )